Well Endowed or Helpful?

Michelle was talking about when they went to Vons.

"The Northern California store managers were well endowed and willing to help us find what we needed...."

Gigi and I both heard her say well endowed, but she's trying to claim that she said welcome, but that doesn't fit into the sentence. Come to your own conclusions on what she was thinking about and what she was actually trying to say.

Back, back, back and forth

After mocking Gigi for being able to count, when faced with the fact that he was not talking behind her back but rather he is in front of her, Chris came up with this gem.

"That's right, my back is in front of you"

When faced with the facts rather than going with the standard approved method of a bold faced lie, Chris opted for confusion. Way to go!!!

another winner

These things seem to come in doubles.

When you have rainbow sherbert, you have to have it in a cone, right? Only kids get rainbow sherbert and kids always have to have ice cream in a cone. Although technically it's sherbert not ice cream, but that's another discussion and it's not funny.

So Gigi is getting rainbow sherbert today and is not getting a cone because according to Gigi a ice cream cone is salty. Salty...... I don't know what kind of ice cream shops she's going to, but if her cones are salty that's the wrong kind of cone she's having.

Faster or less time?

Sharon is the winner of the day while talking about corned beef and cabbage.

"I put in my cabbage after the meat since it cooks faster. Well, it doesn’t cook faster but it takes less time to cook"

So it doesn't cook faster, but it takes less time to cook. How silly it is to think that it cooks faster, everybody knows it takes less time to cook........what?!?!?! it's the same thing? No way!!!!

Then, after saying that when we cook the corned beef in the crock pot and start with hot water, Sharon asked what else is there. Um, hot water? This caused Chris to blast Dr. Pepper out of his nose.

#2

I didn't expect to have another entry so quickly. I guess Jim didn't want Ruben to feel lonely.



Please support the company by seeing our new movie Meet the Robinsons on February 16th....or if you can read March 30th. Please note, Jim was pointing to the picture when he said "16th of this month". Jim, the Public Ridicule Commission salutes you for your complete disregard for the annoying things called details, accuracy and correctness(ness).

Today's Winner

Ruben, for his complete disregard for our new home. Left his Diet Coke in the freezer overnight, only to have it explode and make a mess and to have to be called out by Janna to clean up the mess.

To add insult to injury, he remembered that he left the offending beverage in the freezer before leaving last night, and did he let that affect his appointment with the freeway traffic? NO!!! Carry on you brave soul. The Public Ridicule Commission salutes your boldness.