Friday, April 13, 2007

Mixed Metaphores

What do you get when you combine the following phrases?

At wits end
Beginning of the end (demise)

You get the End of My Demise. Sister, are you an immigrant?

In the future, you may also combine the following phrases:

You’re killing me.
You will be the death of me.

Combined, it will become:

Have you finished killing me?

Thank you. Carry on.