Close to Asia

This one got emailed in to me.

We were talking about Jackie possibly going to Thailand.
Maria asked how long it takes to get there.

Okay, so I think I might have been the only one that caught this but Jackie said,
"It's close to Asia, so it's probably 12-13 hours"

Overheard

Things that you hear over the cubicle walls.

Salina: Hey, what are you wearing?

Helena: ......clothes.

Good answer. I couldn't have said it any better.